PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL FEMALES ABOUT MALES

There's already WAY too many words being used here

by Míghty Óf Fünkmode on Friday, September 24, 2010 at 9:37am (from Facebook)

To be clear, as a public service announcement to all you ladies out there, men are not, I repeat NOT complicated. They are UNBELIEVABLY simple creatures.

YOU are complicated, so when we do something inanely simple that you don’t understand, you assume it must be complicated.

But trust me ladies, you’re not misunderstanding because it’s too complex. You need to go in the other direction. You’re misunderstanding because it’s exceedingly simple and you are making it complicated.

Because YOU are complex creatures, that is how you assume it must be with us and so you imbue our actions with all of this intricate female logic and emotion that we’re not even remotely capable of. To put it another way, you take our stupidly simple behavior as being indicative of some elaborate mental gambit that we couldn’t concoct if we assembled the collective brain power of our entire gender at once.

If you’re confused about guys, go simple, don’t go complex. He’s doing whatever because he either likes you, he’s hungry, he doesn’t like you, or he’s tired. We really don’t have too much more range than that.

Good luck ladies! Try not to overthink it!

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